What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:14

Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
When do you start "growing old"?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die